(Source: armedskeeter)

beyoncescock:

seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends

(Source: holdharold)

gvnkin:

botanize:

one more sandwich story when i was six my mum made me ham sandwiches and my friend had skin that was the same colour as ham and i’d feel bad eating it because it felt like i was eating her and i’d always leave over my sandwiches and my mum asked why and i was too embarassed to tell her the real reason so i told her i was vegetarian like my dad and to make that lie consistent ive been vegetarian for the past  almost 13 years 

Jesus Christ

(Source: ifyoureadingthis50centiloveu1995)

wykkyds:

ilikegirlsbro:

This fucked me up

this is pretty cute imo

(Source: constructionpaperandtears)

zzbbtt:

I love dogs so much

zzbbtt:

I love dogs so much

(Source: funny-gif-1)

thecutestofthecute:

Congratulations!! You got mail !!!.. Pup-mail that is!!!

creepycarrots:

I cried so hard. (Like always)

(Source: memoriesinatrunk)

floatingmemories:

stop romanticizing the idea of becoming so dependent on another human being that you cannot function adequately without their presence goodbye

communistbakery:

isfuckingfun:

Cement eclipses; tiny cement skeletons haunt the streets in Mexico.

the skeleton war hit us hard

(Source: cementeclipses.com)

okcdouchebags:

xsugar-venom:

Well, you asked.

OH GOD

okcdouchebags:

xsugar-venom:

Well, you asked.

OH GOD

fermatas-theorem:

Girls don’t want boys, girls want high-speed internet and dragons

bitsofmashmallow:

A hugging octopus necklace that appears ghostly white by day, then wakes at night to glow brilliantly in turquoise and highlighter yellow.

Click here to see it.

iamthegarebear:

witchbat:

nerd

Look how dramatically the other mantis falls.

iamthegarebear:

witchbat:

nerd

Look how dramatically the other mantis falls.

(Source: nostalgicpatter)

(Source: whenthingsgoterriblywrong)